yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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