Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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