yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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