ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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