you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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