Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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