My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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