Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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