Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
even my farts smell like vagina
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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