No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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