Christians are straight up FREAKS
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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