Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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