So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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