Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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