If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Congratulations! We have a period
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