me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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