If i come over, it means nothing
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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