This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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