got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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