You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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