Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
