know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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