I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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