So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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