hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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