Betty ford says i'm here all night
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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