the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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