Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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