Im at strip club and am horny
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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