Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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