so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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