i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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