I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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