So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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