ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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