My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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