someone get that fucking seahorse.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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