did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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