you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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