Cold hands, warm shart.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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