So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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