David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
