Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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