You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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