jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I have post one night stand depression
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