So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I love having hate sex.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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