David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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