My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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