She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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