haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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