Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
