it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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